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Grab your sunnies and your sense of humour, because we’ve rounded up some of the best travel jokes to mark National Tell a Joke Day, to keep the laughs rolling all summer long.

Summer is here, the sun is shining, and it’s time for that much-needed holiday escape! And what better way to add a sprinkle of fun than with some light-hearted travel humour? Laughter truly is the best travel companion, helping to melt away the stress of packing, long flights, and the occasional travel mishap.

Here are some light-hearted travel jokes to brighten your holiday!

Airline Jokes

               1. Why did the airline hire a stand-up comedian?
                   To improve its on-board entertainment.

               2. Why don’t planes ever win hide and seek?
                   Because they’re always on the radar.

               3. How do pilots stay so calm?
                   They always rise above the situation.

                4. Why was the airplane’s Wi-Fi so bad?
                    Too many people surfing the clouds.

                5. Why did the chicken get bumped from the flight?
                    It only had fowl language.

                6. What’s a pilot’s favourite kind of bagel?
                    Plain.

                7. Why did the plane get sent to its room?
                    It had a bad altitude.

                8. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
                    A flying sorcerer.

Hotel Jokes

                1. Why did the ghost check into the hotel?
                    He wanted room service in spirit.

                2. What did the mattress say to the hotel guest?
                    I’ve got your back.

                3. Why don’t hotels ever lose at poker?
                   They always have an extra suite.

                4. Why was the hotel lobby so calm?
                    It had great reception.

                5. Why did the hotel manager start a band?
                    He had plenty of rooms to jam.

                6. Why did the guest get locked out of the hotel room?
                    He checked out mentally.

                7. Why did the towels get fired from the hotel?
                    They kept airing dirty laundry.

                8. Why did the backpack go to therapy?
                    It had too much baggage.

                                     Top 5 Funny Quotes Travel Agents Wish They Could Say

             1. “We travel agents are therapists with brochures.”

             2. “Why book with us? Well for one, because Google can’t call the airline for you when your flight is cancelled.”

             3. “Yes, Karen, I can get you a beachfront hut in Bora Bora for $200… in Monopoly money.”

             4. “I book dream vacations. And then rebook them. And rebook them again. Dreams are fragile.”

             5. “Why is it so expensive? Because teleportation isn’t real yet.’”